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one upon a time there was an undercover cop. he had a gun but didn't use it. then one day he was doing his rounds. but it was on the internet cuz that's easier than walking around looking for gangsters. well, there was this website that he liked so he pulled out a big book and sat down to read it until the owner came by. When the owner came by the undercover cop asked if he could have his site. Of course, the guy didn't want to give up his beautiful site but then the cop pulled out his gun and said "I will shoot my book if you don't let me have the site." So he shot the book. And then he undercover cop sat down and cried because he loved his book very much and had just shot a hole right through it. Also he had used his gun so now he can't say anymore that he doesn't use his gun. Well, the owner of the site had compasion on him and turned over his site. Well then his site was upside down but that's okay cuz this is one heck of a site. The cop was overjoyed because, not only is this site for inside or outside use only but it is also useable right side up or upside down. In his excitement the undercover cop jumped up and his blanket fell off so he wasn't an undercover cop anymore. And then a dog tried to eat the blanket and choked and died.
Now if you'll excuse me I must go eat some chicken legs and talk to my girlfriend on Skype.
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